I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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