well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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