I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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