First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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