WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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