I wannas sexs uuuuu
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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