Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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