I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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