I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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