I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Randomize