i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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