I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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