Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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