I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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