First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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