We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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