my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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