just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
