I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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