I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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