Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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