just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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