We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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