I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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