just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He? As in you personified your dick?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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