It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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