Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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