I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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