we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We are all done wearing pants today
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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