shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think people are normalizing furries
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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