No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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