I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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