found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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