I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Apparently you make a good broom.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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