My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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