i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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