Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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