Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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