And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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