His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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