so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Be still, my beating vagina.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Randomize
