Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
false alarm, still single
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