I wannas sexs uuuuu
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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