so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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