Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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