: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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