I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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