so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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