My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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