you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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