I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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