Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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