The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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