I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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