i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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